Duhmerica The Abuserful

you know who needs a serious rebranding campaign? duhmerica the abuserful — er, america the beautiful. land of the freak. home of the brazen. if you caught the prize fight this past weekend (pacquiao vs. margarito), then you witnessed the circus firsthand. as odd as it stages, the three dallas cowboy cheerleaders who sing the national anthem are always money — and one of the better acts when it comes to delivering a fitting tribute. following the national anthem with nelly sharing that he wants to “hit it from the behind,” or rallying the crowd behind the timely (yet not helping) “do we apologize?” demeans the american brand for the millions watching. the fighters were filipino and mexican. opportunity mismanaged. i’m a patriot still. i just want more during those times that we broadcast our values.